Insult-O-Matic

Have fun insulting and pranking your friends and enemies with over 3,000 different combinations of great insults.

Never say “I wish I would have said that!” again. Now you have your secret weapon! The Insult-O-Matic will help you carefully choose a well thought out insult for just the right person and situation.

Choose from the list or let the Insult-O-Matic choose for you, and then hear the work of art strung together and proudly exclaimed through your iPhone or iPod touch speakers. Never again will anyone have the upper hand over you in the war of words!

Warning: “The Insult-O-Matic claims no responsibility for hurt feelings, lower lip quivering, lowered self-esteem, or any other weak and frail action that may result from this fun game. This is not intended for real or actual events. Do not use alone or with pansies.”